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The Story Continues... Chapter 1 - Part 2...
…the sarlaac pit had been filled with unstable Bantha Poo-Doo. Boba crashed at Leia's house because overpowered guard reserve everything, Imperials head in sand, the cold weather, had somehow saved him from being turned into a bug riddled update.
Meanwhile, Luke is laughing at lack of continuity rife throughout his life and pondering wtf does developers get paid for and why do they keep making those frags!
So Dennis decided to run off to Ahch-To to steal plans of the first lightsaber. However he traded it for four silly little Porgs which are really pokemon because Dennis didn't like the Rodian Snipers that killed game.
MEANWHILE Commander Gruf Lightspinner, a pilot, flew over Sullust and…