◀ Chapter 1 - Beginning
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Luke and Han ascended the steps and stopped for more med droids had surrounded the body and to their surprise the Hoth scout pilot reported the arrival of seven shaven taun-tauns and Leia in Slave Outfit which didn't match with any of the decor and she didn't have her makeup on her.
Then she fell into a puddle of mud, muddy dress revealing shapely new style mobile phone.
MEANWHILE... On Sullust evil Darth Vader stood there saying "Bite Me Disney" what is error 1319?
“It is time to go to the bar I must speak with Luke about his Mother and her unique skills - Jabba's juicy jowly jive"
SUDDENLY... distant thunder announced Boba's big bad butt all in flames because...