◀ Chapter 2 - Part 8
- Chapter 2 - Part 10 (Pending) ▶The Story Continues... Chapter 2 - The Menace Within - Part 9...
...continued. General Grievous had a big ripe banana that Palpatine had given him. Inside, a thermal vest, chewbacca still felt cold having shaved his chest beforehand. With only moments to spare, Chewbacca grabbed the nearest porg and stuffed it squawking and fired his bowcaster at the helpless vegans. The vegans charred, Chewbacca rubbed his tummy, then belched loudly!
Just then... the remaining porgs mounted an atst loaded with the Spice Melange
and had a prescient vision of an uncertain future
Suddenly a red lightsaber lit in the dark skewered the remaining porgs. Chewie, roaring, grabbed the female wookie Pi and going towards millenium falcon.
Suddenly Luke shoved a blue-milk latte at Chewbacca but fell on leia. Do or not do There is no try
. Darth Maul with lightsaber drawn was enraged because his porg was overcooked. Angrily, he took the high ranking stormtroopers helmet and put it on his head, back to front and run straight into the emperors bedroom. Still groggy, the emperor and the emperor was sleeping.
With Max rebo's band playing softly in the background the Ithorians started plotting amongst themselves when a dramatic stench erupted from the imperial garbage that spewed out of of the cantina drunk.
"I'm wanted on three planets" groaned Saw Gerrera as he fell into a wormhole that transported him to Hoth.
However, Saw was accompanied by a TaunTaun on heat. As the two snuggled up together, a bantha dropped his load on Saw's foot. Ironically, he wore bantha spurs and dug his heels into the heaving flanks of the tauntaun which yelped put his head back knocking Saw onto the yellowing Hoth snow. Indignant, Saw opened a bottle of blue milk and drank the milk quickly.
Suddenly, on the horizon - this game is dying - said JarJar as he openned a can of honey coated whoop ass. Cantina wagon is good for using dowtin's grenades.
Suddenly, out of nowhere Rey's parents entered. They looked at Rey, turned around and exclaimed loudly "DO NOT MARRY FINN!"
Paradoxically, the unit transports dropped Finn and Rose into the Sarlaac Pit. Meanwhile, Rey's parents were busy buying beer at the Mos Eisley cantina. Han drew his blaster and fried Jabba's henchmen. Han drew first.
Meanwhile in Maz Kanata's castle droids were being freed from the clutches of hungry rancors that had a thorn stuck in in the dungeon door into which the rancor charged noisily with abandon.
It became apparent that the force is unbalanced...