Four Word Story Volume III

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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1101 » Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:32 am

◀ Chapter 2 - Part 6 - Chapter 2 - Part 8 (Pending) ▶

The Story Continues... Chapter 2 - The Menace Within - Part 7...

, his train set broken, and his marbles lost.

Vader's new apprentice, the evil villain Miss Piggy kept shaking her ass, a donkey named Jar-jar. So Vader had her married to Therm Scissorpunch hoping she’d die of {Coaxium Poisoning real quick.} Na, they on honeymoon!

Across the Galaxy, Lando was shaving his legs in the middle of smashing 204 bleeding turrets while wearing his lace Doilies he inherited from Han.

Suddenly, Force Ghost Ben, whipped out his Droids out of their storage closets. Amid the chaos, fire and destruction arose a solitary figure carrying a thermal detonator. It was Kate Boushh wearing only one sock.

The detonator exploded, severing chain preventing Rancor attacking. The Rancor attacked! Swinging a large feather duster, seriously it was big, buffed beyond belief. It had Magical Porg Feathers which gave the Rancor a weapon worthy of the Knights Who Say Ni! (See Video)

A Giant Porg quickly struck the rancor's head which changed into seriously huge disgusting pimple. Boushh deftly popped it quickly ending what could {of} what Vader was supposed to have earned by chomping on the pimple.

Foiled once again, Vader pondered, who's my daddy? Maybe it was a asshole gambler named Watto. Angrily, Vader drew his rubber chicken disguised lightsaber and choked it furiously. After choking the chicken, the monkey legged it straight into the cantina where Sy Snootles brawled with Salacious Crumb, who shot first using a massive bazooka named Karina. He missed Sy, instead hitting Modal Nodes playing Dejarik with a hairy handled mallet made of Rancor Bone.

The monkey meanwhile, raced through the Cantina, flinging Poo-Doo liberally at every rebel present. Salacious Crumb quickly dodged a massive poo, then vaporized the monkey with the latest Dyson hairdryer. Crumb quickly dried the blood.

"RWaaaaoororofhgoaohgohgppapapgopghopapaaaaraaarroororoao"* interrupted Chewbacca, angrily!

    *wookie translation:

    "Who turned off the music? I'll rip their arms off and beat them with the soggy end, and for the love of fur balls, who spilled my Blue ... MILK ... L A T T E !?!"
Angrily Chewy then started banging a drum (as) a twilek entered with Double-Large Blue Milk Latte.

Chewie licked his lips as did the twilek gave the milk latte another blow and raised her properly moistened lips to her flamethrower’s nozzle lightly licked the edge, increasing the temperature of her already flaming tongue, illuminating the Cantina with a prestige level dump warming the room with a golden glow so intense, that the the mighty king himself was blinded by the light, revved up like Han on jawa juice. She then pulled the creamy foam from the goblet, and sprayed it...
 
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1102 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:50 pm

with powdered turbinado sugar
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1103 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:45 pm

And then suddenly Vader
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1104 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:18 am

choked Chewbacca and started
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Post#1105 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:20 am

staring at Leia in
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1106 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:32 am

lecherous manner, breathing heavily...
 
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1107 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:05 am

And then suddenly a
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1108 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:04 am

long hairy arm grabbed
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1109 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:24 am

Darth Vader's lightsaber right from his
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Re: Four Word Story Volume III

Post#1110 » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:31 am

LightSaber holder and then
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